https://reasonablyludicrous.com/2015/06/11/diamond-in-the-rough-a-k-a-wtf-disney/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sand-cat-fuck-you.pngSand Cat Fuck Youhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/diamond-in-the-rough.pngDiamond in the Roughhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/diamond-landscape-cutaway.pngDiamond Landscape Cutaway2021-03-09T13:31:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2015/04/13/moving-is-terrible/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chihuahua.pngchihuahuaFace of Lady Who Looks like Chihuahua.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/guilt_trip.pngguilt_triphttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/gilt_trip.pnggilt_triphttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chihuahua2.pngchihuahua2Sad Chihuahua.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cake-walk.pngCake Walkhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rental.pngrentalhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pops_final.pngpops_final2015-04-21T03:19:25+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2014/10/26/oops-i-got-a-screenwriting-degree/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/awake.pngOh my god! I forgot to blog for two years straight!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dreamin.pngFor a few hours each night, life is perfect.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hope1.pngAll he hoped for was to escape the loop...https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hope.pnghopehttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/panter_2.gifMight have been the same panther from "Furries go to College."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gothic.gifAh, every man's dream... to own a pitchfork.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/couch-surfing.pngWould you please wash your armipits?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/panter.pngMight have been the same panther from "Furries go to College."2016-09-20T16:17:11+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2013/03/02/the-dangers-of-student-filmmaking/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/apocalypse.pngapocalypsehttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/shattered.pngshatteredhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/clownposse.pngclownpossehttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/giraffe-o-danger.pnggiraffe-o-dangerhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dinoporn.pngHow does he reace the mouse or...wow. I never until this moment considered the true tragedy of the tyrannosaurus.2024-05-11T16:51:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/08/29/film-school/2013-08-29T08:07:37+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/08/01/a-rapid-descent/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/atmosphere.png...https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/splash.pngI really made a splash that trip.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rafting.pngHow I imagined myself looking is very different from how I actually looked. Click for the truth.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/riverbrew.pngWhen 5 flavors just isn't good enough.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nozzlechili.pngMankind's single greatest invention.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bar.pngThe one thing he couldn't shave into his head: class.2013-07-26T17:53:44+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/07/03/the-joys-of-airplane-travel/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/airplane1.pngIt's my face, isn't it? It's always because of my horrible face.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dragon.pngIt's almost as good as the real thing!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/blasphemy.pngShe weighed the same as a duck!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/enterprise.pngI've fantasied about sitting in that chair way to many times.2015-09-21T23:51:47+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/06/19/i-made-a-music-video/2012-06-30T02:26:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/05/22/go-viral-in-10-underhanded-steps/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/aang1.pngaanghttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/carrot.pngI am not a horse! I am a ma--ooh! A carrot!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/aang.pngWhat have you done?!?!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blakelivelynude.pngBlake certainly looks Lively these days, though the same can't be said for my friend Stegosaurus.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/videogamesex.pngvideogamesexhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/catdog.pngThe hit new TV series: Cat Wiz and Dog Vamp, now with more cat wizz!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/trendy.pngTechnically, this type of divination is Haruspicy, not Augury. Thanks, high school Latin!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/catattack.pngOk, so it's not a purrfect metaphor.2012-07-03T14:11:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/05/08/the-joy-cannon-erupteth/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/joycannon_pic.pngClick it! Click it! Click it! BOOM2012-05-09T08:55:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/05/01/countdown-to-launch/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cannonfodder.pngThe spark of inspiration has never had such double meaning.2012-05-01T21:04:01+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/04/24/something-big/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/velociraptor-3.pngI don't know what he expected to happen.2012-05-01T10:36:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/04/17/a-good-medium-is-hard-to-find/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/samsleepy.pngThis is how he answers all of my phone calls.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/psychicsam.pngHopefully this reality will never fully crystalize.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pilgrim-2.pngThis is what I look like as Scott Pilgrim with a gambling addiction.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tarot-2.pngAt this point, even I could predict the future: Sam would leave this place unsatisfied.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/psychic-2.pngAnd the only vocation in which this person is a shady character.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/psychic_legit.pngPsychic: the only vocation in which this person seems trustworthy.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mewtwo.pngMewtwo was a much better psychic. He explained the benefits of clones and convinced me to destroy all humans.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/psyduck.pngI tried listening to psyduck, but he just kept repeating his name, and in the end all I got out of it was a headache.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/palmysad.png"Sorry Palmy, but there's a problem with your coconuts." "PALMY SAD."2013-05-21T20:41:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/04/10/the-battle-of-the-gull/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gulluck.pngThe seagull, who I had once thought nothing more than a common thief, had become something more. We had bonded, and now it was free. Free to go, well, to go steal more food from people…https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gullstorm.pngI think I finally understand what people mean when they call something a "shitstorm."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/marinegull.pngReady. Aim. GUANO!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gullstick.pngI'm starting to think it should be featured in the Olympics.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/demon-3.pngUnfortunately for Billy, his parents were believers in the Church of the Broken Tablet, a faith whose primary doctrine was the power of thick-headedness.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gull.pngIf at first you don't succeed, take a moment to study your surroundings.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dignity.pngWithout my trusty companion tabacco, I never could have developed this gravelly narrator's voice.2012-05-27T21:54:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/04/03/the-drunk-challenge/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/drink-4.pngAh, the starchy taste of stereotypes.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/theview.pngI'm not sure which part of the view brought me more joy.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/winning-2.pngI couldn't tell if that victory beer was ice cold or if that was just my core body temperature.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/drunk-challenger.pngThe pool had surprisingly large waves.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/toucan.pngThe things he's seen...https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/catmulcher.pngI'm not sure firemen would know how to handle this one.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/calendarman.pngOh and here comes the secretary of education to give us the distribution of final exams…2022-11-30T13:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/gallery/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cupid-2.pngcupid 2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hippo.pnghippohttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/happytrees.pnghappytreeshttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sloth.pngslothhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dino-2.pngdino 2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zebrafight-21.pngWhat's blue and white and red all over? Uncle Sam's war mount defeating Robert Z. Eebra.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/apocalypse-2.png2012. We all knew it was coming. But what we didn't expect: The Mammoths.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/space.jpgI'm pretty sure this is everyone's fantasy.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sleep.jpgMy dreams are awesome.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pokemon4.pngThey make everything better.2012-03-30T01:18:38+00:00weekly0.6https://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/03/27/i-have-no-style/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cathat.pngThis is an actual tie that I own.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/russsam.pngI'm a very serious person. It's true, damn it!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/party.pngThe life of the party!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mark.pngWhen he sees this he'll probably tell me I drew his outfit wrong.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/laughin.pngAt least I still have my dignity. Oh wait.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hawaiianshirtsam.pngCan you believe that I didn't get a girlfriend until age 16?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hairball.pngThis is actually a ritual among cats for honoring the dead.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hair.pngNow I'm getting all nostalgic.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/class.pngTop of the class, ma!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/church.pngA more somber ensemble.2012-04-22T20:19:17+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/03/20/10-reasons-going-to-the-gym-is-the-worst/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bars.pngIt helps you get a grip.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/danger.pngI hate when I pore sweat. Though I guess I don't know where else it would come out.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twilight.pngIn his world, in-shape people were ugly. Twist!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/arms.pngThe most non-standard thing of all? My number of arms.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nopun.pngThere is no pun in this hovertext :(https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dont.pngAlthough, by reading the pants, I've already disobeyed them.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/abu.pngWho dares disturb my number...of reps?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/themancard-2.pngStanding in line at the DMV (department of man verifying) to get a replacement is actually pretty fun. The place is full of free booze, erotic dancers, and TVs playing football games..https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/prod.pngFor a friend who was worried about my looks, he certainly didn't seem to think twice about scarring me with blazing metal.2012-04-04T05:37:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/03/13/smooth-moves/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dino-2.pngThere. That should do it. Fits right in.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/drivin.pngIf only we'd been as well armed as Duke. Then our biceps might have been worthy of the challenge.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/duke.pngTo me, he wasn't just Duke; he was King! ... of my hearthttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/happytrees.pngI am a treeeeeeee!!!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sloth.pngPoor sloths. Not even fast enough to escape the growth of fungus.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/spacecocks-2.pngFor some reason, I had trouble erecting that helmet. I swear I don't usually have that problem.2012-03-26T07:24:58+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/03/06/bullet-post-2-return-of-the-one-liners/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hippo.pngActually, this specific picture is probably worth a lot. It's a flying purple hippo!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/yelling-2.pngScreaming, wailing, and yodeling are close seconds.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/parakeet-2.pngMoments later, the duster turned up. But now the parakeet was gone! What was I going to feed my cat for dinner?!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lawyers.pngHe got to try an attempted murder case once. He was prepared, but he botched the execution.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hr.pngFor some reason people didn't want to go out for drinks after work.2012-03-14T16:19:26+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/03/01/pseudo-dates-a-real-life-case-study/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/talking.pngThe whole thing was going so well that I didn't hear a word she said!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/graph.pngWhat this graph fails to take into account is the number of beers consumed by the girl in question.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/caitlin.pngThe breast course of action would've been to just axe her out!2012-03-13T09:49:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/store/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/irish-up-your-day.pngIrish Up Your Dayhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dip-snap-poster.pngDip Snap Posterhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pun-shirt-2.pngPun Shirthttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/naked-mousepad.pngNaked Mousepadhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/banner-mug.pngBanner Mughttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-card.pngChristmas Card Mishapshttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pun-shirt.pngPun Shirthttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/irish-up-your-day.pngIrish Up Your Day2014-05-20T05:02:31+00:00weekly0.6https://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/02/28/the-awkwardness-of-pseudo-dates/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shoes2.pngI can't remember whether she wore different shoes the next day or not, but I do remember the way they felt against my shin next time I tried to talk to her.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shoes.pngI'm so charming. And such a quick learner!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tail2.pngThey always ask about the tail.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cliff.pngNot that one.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/signs.pngI've never seen someone reach total aloofness with such speed!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/flame.pngThere won't be any "reentry" with her.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sharks.pngThis adds whole new meaning to the idea of fishing for compliments.2012-03-06T10:27:33+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/02/21/how-to-write-a-blog-post-in-39-simple-steps/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/heyy2.pngDon't worry. It's a fleeting memory.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/heyy.pngThis could actually work!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sad.pngThat stuff back there? It's the blackness of my soul.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sleep2.pngSleep?! Did you honestly think you could engage in such nonsense? There's more work to do!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sleep1.pngAh, sleep. You've been looking forward to this for so very, very long.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/f5.pngLife becomes so blissfully simple when you can judge your worth with numbers and bar graphs.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/despair.pngIn case you haven't experienced it, despair looks and feels a lot like having a full bladder.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/done.pngSomething about having the computer just at the edge of your reach can really inspire a great sense of artistry.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fun3.pngAh, there we go. Hehe. Are my eyes red? Did you hear something?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fun2.pngAnd I think I like the feeling, too. Now, what could make this better?2026-01-26T14:06:19+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/02/13/the-single-persons-guide-to-not-being-sad-on-valentines-day/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/toys-2.pngAdd enough stuffed animals together, and you basically have a consenting partner.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/admirer.pngWhat a handsome secret admirer!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fire.pngThey call it: The Pyre of Catharsis.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/poem-3.pngAs you can tell, I have a real knack for poetry.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/food.pngIt tastes like self-loathing.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/joy-avoidance1.pngNo amount of crash testing can prepare you for the happiness of others.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fluffy.pngAnd since Fluffy doesn't have the paw dexterity or technical know-how, she'll never be able to end your Facebook relationship!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/text.pngPhones, the transmitters of embarrassment.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bath.pngAlthough nowadays it's hard to even trust your bathtub to be a romance-free environment, ever since those Cialis ads.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/why.pngKhaaaaaaaan't you find it in your heart to love me again?2014-10-03T21:30:45+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/02/07/the-apocalypse/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/doctor51.pngFor best results, take twice daily with full glass of goat's blood.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/doctor5.pngFor best results, take twice daily with full glass of goat's blood.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sin.pngIn case you thought one was missing, just know that Sam's really proud of this picture.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/devil-3.pngEver since I started taking those drugs with goat's blood, Satan's been my homeboy.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/apocalypse-2.png2012. We all knew it was coming. But what we didn't expect: The Mammoths.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/polo.pngSince the mention of polo used to conjure up absolutely nothing, this image now provides all my knowledge on the subject. I imagine British people saying things like "Nice sickle poke, Skeletor!"https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bird.png"There has got to be a better way to do this. And why was this my wife's dying request anyway?"https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/playground.pngMy local playground was a little more high-risk than most.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/doctor4.pngFor best results, take twice daily with full glass of goat's blood.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fire-chicken.pngI couldn't bring myself to meet its piercing gaze.2012-02-25T23:08:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/01/31/my-manliest-day/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/russtom.pngI'll need to reflect on this new information.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zebrafight-2.pngWhat's blue and red and white all over? Uncle Sam's war mount defeating Robert Z. ebra.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nod2.pngnod2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nod2b.pngPosition 2: "We coo'."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nod1b.pngPosition 1: "Bro."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/naked.pngIf God didn't want men to be shirtless in public, he would have given them breasts.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tom-and-prom.pngSince that Eagle's been feasting nonstop for eternity, it should provide some high quality foie gras.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/writersblock.pngHere lies Russ Nickel, crushed by his own ambitions.2012-02-20T20:46:57+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/01/24/housekeeping/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chickenattack-small.pngIt was a foul beast.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spring.pngI tried to come up with something clever, but nothing would spring to mind.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/juggling-2.pngMy most impressive skill is my ability to levitate electronics.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/palm.pngExecutive: "Sorry, Palmy. The company just doesn't think you've been leafing up to your potential." Palmy: "Palmy sad."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/panda_small.gifThough they look cute, pandas are actually ruthlessly self-interested.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chicken-2.pngIn this visualization of the metaphor, my food poisoning is represented by a jaundiced chicken and my failed blog post by a poorly constructed salad. At least, that's my guess. Who knows what Sam was thinking?2012-02-16T01:35:23+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/01/17/i-am-a-nature-god/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/redtide.pngAs I swam through the supposed red tide, I began to wonder where Jimmy had gone, and why the water was suddenly so full of sharks.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/naturegod.pngIncidentally, I'm never at a loss for fresh veal.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/coyoteguilty-2.pngDo coyotes even eat pie?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/antbattle.pngThe Five Common Castes of Ant: Worker, Soldier, Male, Queen, and Sorcerer.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jellyfishbsdm-2.pngI kept yelling my safe word, but jellyfish can't HEAR!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/racoonbattle.pngThe minesweeper and binocular guys were completely ineffective against the Raccoon's AKlaw-47s. It was such a tragic rout my dad even composed a song about it. It went "Raccoons ate my army dudes. Raccoons. Raccoons."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sporesiege.pngGod only nose where my allergies stem from.2012-01-28T09:21:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/01/10/fear-and-hiding-in-las-vegas/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hiding.pngHunter S. Thompson is turning over in his grave at our lack of debauchery.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/misty-4.pngWhat I wouldn't give to be Staryu.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/moonboob-3.pngThat protrusion on the right is just a rocky outcropping. We swear.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hooters.pngThe Hooters owl judges you with its swiveling eyes.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/drinks.pngThose well-crafted yard longs were three feats of drunken glory.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/balloons.pngIn the end, my ballon experiment only got me Down.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/friendslikethese-3.pngCash Value: $0.002012-02-15T19:33:22+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2012/01/03/food-of-dubious-origins/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ninjacook.pngHe hand-slaughtered the beef, and chopped the onions with his katana. It was very thoughtful of him, actually.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trash.pngNot pictured: the fumes from the lower layers of trash emanating upwardhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/burreato2.pngImagine suffocating your taste buds with feces.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/burreato1.pngTell mother I loved her cookinghttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/restaurant2.pngIt's really disgustinghttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/restaurant1.pngPeople always leave so much meat on their shrimp tails.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/superstomach2.pngHeavier than a falling anvil! More elastic than a drawstring laundry bag!2012-02-15T04:03:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/27/its-time-for-a-bullet-post-%e2%80%a2-jokes-rapid-fire/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/poodle.pngFluffy's back, and this time he's out for blood.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/neil-2.pngHe even got me to buy a time share on the moon! Gaaah.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/truck-3.pngThat poodle's definitely overcompensating for something.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lazy.pngMy height is apparently wildly variable and mostly based on post length.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/neil.pngHe even got me to buy a time share on the moon! Gaaah.2013-04-27T06:27:31+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/20/the-8-types-of-annoying-relative-and-tips-to-help-you-avoid-them/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/guide-final-flat-medium-small.pngIf you follow these tips, you should be relatively successful!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/guide-final-flat-medium.pngIf you follow these tips, you should be relatively successful!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/guide-final-flat-small.pngIf you follow these tips, you should be relatively successful!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/guide-final-flat1.pngIf you follow these tips, you should be relatively successful!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/advisor_d-2.pngYou're well-suited for this defense!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/guide-final-flat.pngReasonably Ludicrous makes no guarantees regarding these methods!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/politician_d.pngThat symbol means "is directly proportional to." Don't worry. I didn't know either.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/politician-2.pngThere's no debate that she's in the running for most annoying relative.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gossip_d.pngYou'll be safe in a wink!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gossip-6.pngShe's the wrong hands you don't want information to end up in.2026-01-18T17:44:28+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/08/cop-week-day-3-mustache-and-motorcycle/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/die2-2.pngI just couldn't take another day reporting on Punxsutawney Phil and his shadow.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/die3-3.pngDueling Chuck Norris isn't a contest. It's a means to insurance fraud.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round3.pngI'm down at an infraction of my health!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/die2.pngI just couldn't take another day reporting on Punxsutawney Phil and his shadow.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/die1.pngI couldn't decide whether to do it. If only there were some sort of sign!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/aviatorcop.pngCops are significantly more intimidating when on fire.2011-12-18T02:43:43+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/13/you-have-no-idea-whats-in-store/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/elves.pngI can't bear to think how many butterflies it would take to fill that vat.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/whatsinstore-2.pngS: What's out there, Russ? R: I don't know. It's horrifying. S: It looks like some staring at a computer screen.2011-12-16T08:50:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/faq/2012-02-20T17:39:17+00:00weekly0.6https://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/11/cop-week-day-6-the-final-chapter/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dipsnap_accurate-4.pngWe've finally created something useful for the world! Especially if you want to be a bro.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lucky-2.pngI was lucky I had charm!2012-02-24T06:51:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/10/cop-week-day-5-bike-school/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ponytail.pngLittle did I know, he and I would've had a lot to talk about.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nanobots.pngOnce they start, they don't stop. Ever.2012-02-24T06:41:42+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/09/cop-week-day-4-the-judge/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/judge.pngThe terror of it got me to hyperventilating, but no amount of panting could help me now.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round4.pngHe really hammered the law into me that day2011-12-14T08:12:24+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/06/cop-week-day-1/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/itssupereffective_small.gifSummoning a Mother Spirit is a powerful attack!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/itssupereffective-4.gifSummoning a Mother Spirit is a powerful attack.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round1-2.pngRuss uses Tears! It's not very effective.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round1-1.pngSam has managed to draw the most frightening female in existence.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/driving-3.pngThe Pyramid Squirrel greatly prefers the nuts of Coneiferous trees.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/leash1.pngAs a child, I was always itching to escape my bonds.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/leash.pngleash2013-08-16T10:35:15+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/07/cop-week-day-2/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round2-3.pngApparently winning causes my eyes to burn orange in fiery triumphhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round2-2.pngYou know what they say: "It's better to be lucky than stupid."https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crocl.pngWhat did I tell you about keeping your canines to yourself?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/round2.pngNormal Cop: There is nothing special about me!2011-12-12T07:22:56+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/12/02/we-cant-seem-to-uh-ward-them-off/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/youaregood4.pngThe most concise award around!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/youaregood3.pngThe most concise award around!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/youaregood1.pngThe most concise award around!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chainmail2.pngDespite the fact that I'm still not wearing pants, I swear I'm not doing anything sketchy, doggone it!2011-12-07T00:17:00+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/11/29/the-burdens-of-internet-fame/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/belly.png18: the number of times Sam can draw on me without me waking up.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/redwolf.pngAnd people say video games aren’t doing anything to save the environment. Al, I’m looking at you.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/walkin-2.pngI'd be lion if I told you this wasn't one of my fantasies. https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/reagansmash.pngIs there anything hardcore, giant-teeth version of Reagan can't do?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/battle-2.pngMy last stand, valiantly defending the idea that the pen is mightier than the meme.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sam-art-rip-flat.pngMy drawings, on the other hand, are torn from the mediocrity of Limbo.2011-12-06T11:48:35+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/11/17/wed-like-to-have-award-with-you/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hamburger-2.pngThe tastiest award in the blogoverse!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chainmail.pngSam's angry mostly because I'm not wearing pants.2011-11-19T17:25:48+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/11/15/rich-people-are-scary/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nekkid_8.pngMy leap of catharsis left me feeling as though I'd exposed my soul to the world.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vengeance-4.pngMold spore devil, my old nemesis. It's one of only 3 things I'm allergic to.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/caught.pngI was literally caught red-handed. Well, red with brown bits of cork and some orange crumbs from the carrot cake I'd stuffed into my mouth.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/killer.pngIt was the English Major on the yacht with the corkscrew!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/alien.pngAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tetris-2.pngTeam Tetris was pretty terrible, but sometimes they'd pull off a big run by getting a lot of blocks in a row.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/richerson-2.pngHand-size dogs are riddled with so many genetic errors that you have to buy a new one every few weeks.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/richerson-1.pngricherson-1https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/aristocracy.pngNothing offends the sensibilities like a good ol'fashioned PUN!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/catan-4.pngIt took a crew of 60 natives a year to terraform the island into 7 perfect hexagons, and then we dressed them all as sheep.2012-02-20T05:21:05+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/10/31/why-im-afraid-of-sardines/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/infinite1.pngThe most psychadelic closet contents of all time.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scaredruss1.pngFreak out! I've used that three-part dance move ever since.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scaredruss3-1.pngLook left!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scaredruss2-1.pngLook right!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scaryhouse.pngThis drawing literally scares me in real life. I can't look at it for too long or I get lost in my reflection like some demonic retelling of Narcissus.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bees2.pngYou wouldn't beelieve how big those stingy creatures could get, but I won't bore you by droning on about it.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/muddahnature1.pngGaia's always had it out for me, ever since I made fun of that kid dressed up as Captain Planet.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sardines_anchovies.pngThey're right, but only because I never attempt to locate sardines OR anchovies...anywhere! Blehck.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/house2.pngThe scariest part was the dreadful color of that chimney.2011-11-16T13:09:21+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/11/10/hyper-sam-and-the-infinite-potential/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/secretary-3.pngsecretary-3https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/archer.pngarcherhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/suspicionainttheway.pngsuspicionaintthewayhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hyper-sam.pngHyper-Samhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cop1.pngcop1https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cop2.pngcop2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cop3.pngcop3https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sadisticbrain.pngsadisticbrainhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/smile3.pngsmile3https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/smile1.pngsmile12015-04-23T11:09:34+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/11/08/the-pitfalls-of-being-a-camp-counselor-airport-edition/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dance-5.pngIt took me a few hours and a similar number of beers before I could shed my dignity and post this picture.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nexttime-2.pngSighhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/richard-2.pngPrithee sweet wag, willst thou accompany me to my van?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kiddraggin-2.pngWhy do strangers always assume I have bad intentions?https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bam.pngThere was one day when I woke up at half past noon, got a free lunch, watched a movie for study session, played 2 hours of dodgeball, ate P.F. Chang's for dinner on Stanford's dime, then went to a play in Berkeley as a field trip, and had ice cream after.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dodgeball-3.pngBe warned: Sam loves drawing kids getting hit by dodgeballs.2015-01-26T09:20:03+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/10/25/lightning-never-strikes-in-the-same-pla%e2%80%94ahhh-lightning/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/boyscoutruss.pngRustyTenderfoothttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nedstark_pumpkin6.pngOh god! I'm Joffrey!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nedstark_pumpkin5.pngnedstark_pumpkin5https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lightshow.pngThis is exactly like that bad trip I had.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crazygirl.pngWho am I kidding? Even a stalker would still be some sort of girl person.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lightswitch.pngThat part of the class obviously didn't come naturally to me.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tent-2.pngImminent death? Psh. It's exactly that: imminent. Burgers, on the other hand, are immediate.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/suprised-russ11.pngI'm shocked! No wait...they were.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/running.pngEating, running, AND performing complex mathmatical calculations (subtraction) all at the same time.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ludicrously-reasonably-challenge.pngI don't know where I even found real live paper to be frustrated with.2012-10-31T09:34:41+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/10/18/my-lack-of-craftsmanship-stops-a-thief/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jones1.pngToo bad Jones didn't get the Grail to Steve Jobs in time...https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/headsman3.pngSometimes taking over the family business is the easiest way to get ahead.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/thecatch.pngDelirious from blood loss, Nick later described the group of onlookers to us as armless, colorful ghosts.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jones.pngjoneshttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/suprised-russ1.pngIt's surprised Russ! And he think he's mostly surprised at the exclamation point floating over his head!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/itsbeer1.pngRed Stripe is PEOPLE!https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/babyninja.pngMy grandparents were never too pleased that putty knives were my toy of choice, but my parents allowed it just to make them sweat. Also, for extra ninja defenses.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/foods.pngThis is the new, Reasonably Ludicrous approved food pyramid, respresentative of my life. Beer is the foundation, a healthy potion of Jenga blocks provides the necessary cellulose, and try to avoid too many mysterious, white packages.https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/conflicted.pngI always knew Stinky Pete would make the right choice in the end.2012-01-02T23:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/contact/2013-03-23T06:05:28+00:00weekly0.6https://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/10/11/i-am-not-manly/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pokemon4.pngThey make everything betterhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/slap2.pngslap2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/slap1.pngslap1https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chris5.pngchris5https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poodles4.pngpoodles4https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lumberjack.pnglumberjack2013-10-16T15:54:51+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/2011/10/04/oops-i-got-an-english-degree/https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nickelscreenbanner2.pngnickelscreenbanner2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nickelscreenbanner.pngnickelscreenbannerhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/theinternet2.jpgtheinternet2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/theinternet1-1.jpgtheinternet1-1https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/theinternet1.jpgtheinternet1https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/space.jpgspacehttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/zombies2.jpgzombies2https://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/acid_russ.jpgacid_russhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mindpower.jpgmindpowerhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sleep.jpgsleep2015-01-27T19:24:10+00:00monthlyhttps://reasonablyludicrous.com/about/2014-11-05T14:32:49+00:00weekly0.6https://reasonablyludicrous.comdaily1.02026-01-26T14:06:19+00:00