Howdy, Internet Folk!
Or, well, I guess you’re just regular folk who happen to be on the internet at this moment, or maybe a friend saw this about page, handwrote it, then showed it to you, in which case you’re just a real life folksperson and you have weird friends.
But enough about you. I’m Russ Nickel, that guy at the top of the page with spiky blonde hair and those vacant, unseeing blue eyes. As you can see, I like to smile, and nothing makes me happier than making you smile, which is why I’ve started this humor blog. Also, because of the obscene amounts of money you make blogging. See, I’m being funny already! We’re going to have the best time.
That curly-haired stud on the left with the snazzy mustache beard combo and the nose that protrudes about as far as Voldemort’s is Sam Julian, resident artist, musician, editor and lover extraordinaire.
Together, we are…
Faster than 80 words per minute, more powerful than a local voter, and able to leap over each other in a single game of leapfrog.
It’s an impressive list of attributes, if I do say so myself.
Anyway, if you feel like laughing, especially at people who are less successful than you are, go ahead and stay a while.
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